Somewhere, deep in the
depths of Red Neck Florida (aka Saint Cloud) there exists…
a Hussy. But not just any Hussy. This Hussy is special. She’s
a legend in her own right. Many a lives have been utterly rent asunder
just by a quick glance, a faint smirk, and a toss of her, often
color changed, hair.
Her powers are great.
Her “appeal” undeniable. Yet, she manages to masterfully
play at being sweet and innocent. She is… Uncaged Amazon.
Tremble, petty mortals,
at the awe inspiring one that is She. The pen is mightier than the
sword, you say? You won’t be thinking that after she runs
you through with one of her plethora of medieval weapons she keeps
stashed away in her room. Mind you, she’s not only dangerous
with weapons, she’s also a skilled driver of the Tractor of
Doom. Just look at the ravished wall of her house!
Just… don’t
say anything positive about her. She likes to think she’s
mean and tough. When the opposite is true. Oh god! I can hear her
coming now! RUN! RUN I SAY! OH SWEET GOD RUUUUN!
