Professor is a woman
who gets by in life with intelligence, creativity, insightfulness,
and porn. Her abilities to glide through life and love are renowned
throughout all of Western civilization. Well that and not getting
caught much by the law or her parents while watching the porn.
She's an elusive creature
that could just as easily be in either your bushes looking in your
windows, as slipping into a bank vault using only a paperclip and
a rubber band. So if you happen to see her dangling precariously
from a rope outside your window, think nothing of it. She's just
doing a little research.