Muzza

Who is Muzza? It's rumored that she earns her living as a wandering minstrel in Wales. But after the sixth person asked her if she knew Jonah she figured she might want to bill herself as a Welsh musician. She marches forth bringing music and joy to small children and sheep throughout the country.

While she is a kind and gentle soul, you know Muzza possesses that Welsh warrior spirit because she plays the drums. Her vast knowledge of drumming has led her to be the unsung savior of many a rock show where the regular drummer was too drunk to perform. But after being strapped into Tommy Lee's rotating drum cage to avert a near riot at a Motley Crue concert, she fled the glamorous but high stress world of rock drumming. She now spends her time tuning drums for several marching bands and running secret workshops with promising drum prodigies interested in her knowledge of Drum-Fu. This also leaves her more time to contemplate the perfect story structure.