Sunday morning coffee in hand
contemplating the day that I had planned
first things first I check my mail
then it's off to the mop and pail
in the kitchen the floor I scrub
then it's time to clean the tub
Windex out and dust rag near
to wash the windows and wax veneer
candles and incense freshen the room
then I grab the trusty vacuum
dishes done and put away
damn I wish they'd stay that way
the beds are fresh with linens clean
I feel just like a domestic queen
just as I sit to relax my ass
I remember I still have to cut the grass!!

Damn I need a wife…..
Hmmm…and maybe a husband…..