In a bustling Arizona
community there lives a talented little nudist called BluDreamscape.
That, of course, isn’t her real name, but since she’s
still wanted in several states for public indecency she felt a pseudonym
was a good idea. What began with her intense need to do research
has become a long tradition of living in skin and run ins with the
police. So at any given time while reading one of her stories, just
think, she might be naked!
Some of her hobbies include
tinkering with the application of subliminal messages and fighting
gravity. She’s spent a good majority of her life waging an
all out war against that physics principle. There have been numerous
big battles between the two, several of which Blu has come out the
loser, most notably ending up in an orange tree, and “falling”
off a mountain. When asked to comment on these defeats Blu has responded
somewhat groggily from the pain meds “Gravity has won another
skirmish, but never the war!” So far Blu: 9 Gravity: 12,064.
A little unknown tidbit
about Blu is her long service in the Girl Scouts. She upholds those
lessons of social consciousness ingrained in her head to this day.
You can often find her helping little old ladies with their groceries,
or cooking them spaghetti, or flirting with little old men who deliver
her mail. You’d never guess what was hidden under her bed
or in her closet if you witnessed this behavior, but I know it all,
since I’ve been stalking her for awhile…er…what
are you waiting for? Read her stories…there’s nothing
to see here. See if you can spot all the subliminal messages she’s
incorporated in the text. Don’t be surprised if you start
to bah like a sheep whenever you hear a buzzing noise.
