Jove was born the last of four children in the land of apples and potatoes. Oh, yeah, and rednecks. She managed to escape with only a fond recollection of flannel and Justin Ropers (tell me you could resist a beautiful blond with a tragic addiction to rodeo). She now lives in the big, bad, liberal city and offers a daily prayer of thanks to (insert name of favorite deity here) that she escaped the rural life she was born into. When shes not earning a living tattooing lewd portraits on inappropriate body parts, she enjoys dancing naked in front of large groups of people (pole optional) and writing deeply meaningful stories about completely meaningless sex.
